a dude just said this right now: The secret to shopping with the little woman is, you have to make it fun for you and embarrassing for her.
Look directly into the security cameras and mouth "HELP ME".
Play the Mission Impossible theme song ringtone on your phone and dart about the aisles.
Try on women's hats and scarves and walk down the aisles asking people if "it looks good on you".
Stalk your woman. try to make her scream as you scare her.
Make like you are stuffing merchandise into your pockets just to see how many security people you can get to follow you.
All of the above has been done by me, and trust me, I don't get asked to go shopping anymore
yeah... i think the guy is very much correct... girls can be very crazy
All of the above has been done by me, and trust me, I don't get asked to go shopping anymore
Christmas shopping can be pretty grueling; the long lines, the crowds, getting punched in the face for a set of Walmart towels. Sadly it seems that one man in China ended it all, rather than have to endure one more moment shopping for shoes with his girlfriend. Any guy who has set foot in a busy mall on a Saturday in December knows the feeling; “If I don’t get out of this store, I’m going to kill myself!” Tao Hsiao took this feeling literally when he jumped seven floors to his death in the middle of the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China. At least he died with his dignity.
Witnesses told authorities that they heard the man arguing with his girlfriend, demanding that they leave the mall immediately, having already been Christmas shopping for five hours. She wanted to take “just one more look around the shoe store,” and that was one look too many for Hsiao. Before grabbing their shopping bags and leaping over the railing he shouted at her that she “had enough shoes, more shoes than she could wear in a life time!”
So just remember guys, the next time your lady friend wants to “go in one more store” tell her the legend of poor Tao Hsiao, the man in China who killed himself rather than go shoe shopping with his girlfriend. If your lady still wants to go shoe shopping, well then, at least you know where you stand.
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